FLASH: Much of Humanity’s Woes Due to Bush

Much of the world’s problems are Bush’s fault.

shadows+clouds provides as a service to our readers a list of things for which the current commander-in-chief is directly responsible:

THIS JUST IN!! 16,137 MURDERS, 94,635 RAPES A YEAR IN USA—BUSH’S FAULT
ADAM’S FALL: BUSH’S FAULT
FAUST’S DAMNATION: BUSH’S FAULT
WAR, PESTILENCE, FAMINE: BUSH’S FAULT
WRETCHED, RUNNING SORES ON JOB’S BODY: BUSH’S FAULT
SLAVE TRADE: BUSH’S FAULT

INABILITY OF SCHOLASTICISTS TO DETERMINE HOW MANY ANGELS COULD DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN: BUSH’S FAULT

STUPID TV SHOWS: BUSH’S FAULT
AHAB’S DEATH: BUSH’S FAULT
ORIGINAL SIN: BUSH’S FAULT
OEDIPUS’ REALIZATION AND BLINDING: BUSH’S FAULT
SHRINKING UNIVERSE, ENTROPY: ALL BUSH’S FAULT
AGING DUE TO CELL OXIDATION: BUSH’S FAULT
SILENCE OF CELESTIAL SPHERES: BUSH’S FAULT

WHALES SPORTING IN WOODS, COWS JUMPING OVER THE MOON: BUSH’S FAULT

KEROUAC’S ALCOHOLISM: BUSH’S FAULT
LISBON EARTHQUAKE, 18TH CENTURY: BUSH’S FAULT
THE WAR IN HEAVEN, SATAN’S PRIDE: BUSH’S FAULT

TECTONIC SHIFTS IN EARTH’S CRUST DUE TO KARL ROVE’S POLITICAL MANIPULATIONS

DEATH OF THE CZAR AND FAMILY: BUSH’S FAULT
THE WHITENESS OF THE WHALE AND ITS UBIQUITY: BUSH’S FAULT
CRETACIOUS PERIOD: CAUSED BY BUSH TWINS
COLO-RECTAL CANCER: BUSH’S FAULT
LOW TEST SCORES AMONG LATINOS: BUSH’S FAULT
CRACK ADDICTION IN THE INNER CITY: BUSH’S FAULT

ALCOHOLISM AMONG NATIVE AMERICAN INUIT POPULATION: BUSH’S FAULT

DROUGHT IN SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA: BUSH’S FAULT
GLOBAL WARMING: BUSH’S FAULT
PALESTINIAN TERRORISM: BUSH’S FAULT
LAND SINKING IN VENICE ITALY: BUSH’S FAULT
JIM CROW: BUSH’S FAULT
CRAZED MUSKRAT THAT ATTACKED CARTER: BUSH’S FAULT
VIOLENT RAP LYRICS: BUSH’S FAULT
SALEM WITCH TRIALS: BUSH’S FAULT
RISE OF NATIONALISM IN RUSSIA: BUSH’S FAULT
COMING ENDARKENMENT: BUSH’S FAULT

For more information about this menace to the world’s survival, see www.bushsfault.com

Thanks to Jeffrey Spencer, who brought many of these disturbing facts to our attention through a series of e-mails. Bush is hands-on. I have a friend who lived in New Orleans the day of the levee breakage after Katrina who says he saw George W. Bush in the cab of a backhoe destroying the levee himself.

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